SIB7AN ILLI BI GHAYIR MA BYITGHAYAR

TAXI DRIVER

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate,don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a mortuary van for the last 25 years."

AIRBAGS

For Sale

LUCKY BEGGAR

A husband comes back home to find a beggar in his bed screwing his wife. The man asks his wife what the hell is happening, the wife answers “the poor man came asking if there is something you are not using I can give him”.

THE AOUN FAMILY ISSUES

Both Micheal & Cris thinks that they:

- Have 90% of the audience, but they are nominees.
- Are the best, but want to be on top by force.
- Are smart enough to do things and think that no body noticed.
- Are so innocent, yet every body is jealous and hates them.

LEBANESE MOTHER-IN-LAW

Lebanese Mom Mrs Abdallah comes to visit her son Samir for 3 days in London where he is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vikki, a girl roommate. Mrs Abdallah couldn't help but notice how pretty Samir's roommate was. She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Reading his mom's thoughts, Samir volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates." About a week later, Vikki came to Samir saying,” Ever since your mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to Beirut. Love, Samir Several days later, Samir received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Mom. Lesson of the day... Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is Lebanese.

VASLINE

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. The fugitive orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, takes the woman and ties her to the bed. In the middle of it, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you". To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.

HOW DOES JUMBLAT'S DOG BARK?

3aw, mish 3aw, mbala 3aw.....

A POSTMAN RETIREMENT

After 35 years of work in postal services, the postman is preparing for retirement and he is working his last day as a postman. One family gave him a pen as a gift, another one gave him a key tab, and when he rings at the third door, the door opens and a glamorous blonde appears, holds him by his hand, and takes him to the bedroom where they spent two hours in the craziest sex. After the shower she feeds him breakfast (eggs withham and orange juice) and gives him $5. During the meal, he was delirious and asks: "Can you explain all of this to me?!?" The Blonde says: "Yesterday, I told my husband that our postman is going to retire and we need to offer him something, and he replies: 'Fuck him ... give him 5 dollars!’ the breakfast though was my idea!!!"

Asad's Rocket

President Bashar el Asad of Syria at his weekly cabinet meeting, informed his ministers that President Ahmadi Najad of Iran built a Space Shuttle and would travel to Mars in the coming months. President Asad then declared that he wanted to build a Rocket and would travel to the Sun. In fear, Asad's ministers replied, "But President, how can we travel to the Sun when it is so hot? We will melt from the heat". "You fools!" shouted Asad. "Of course we will melt. Don't you think I know that? We will build the rocket and travel to the Sun at night!"

A GENERAL'S ILLUSION!!

90% Ha!! Let us see…
There are 4,000,000 Lebanese in Lebanon, 35% (1,400,000) of which are under 18, whom even if they changed the law are not allowed to vote, leaving us with 2,600,000 Lebanese, 2% (50,000) of which are in Jails, Hospitals, or can’t leave their homes. Leaving us with 2,550,000 Lebanese, 15% (400,000) of which are in the Army and Police who can’t vote either, leaving us with 2,150,000. 1,000,000 of which were in 14 of January Demonstration, Leaving us with 1,150,000 Lebanese, 5% (60,000) of which couldn’t come that day, Leaving Mr. President with 1,090,000 Lebanese, 890,000 of which are under Nasralla’s Spell, and 300,000 = 90% “on Mars maybe” who just love the orange color.

Lie Detector

A Homsi, a Russian, and an Italian go to the machine that beeps every time you tell a lie.

First out is the Russian: "I think I'm beautiful!" BEEP!
Then goes the Italian: "I think I'm smart!" BEEP!
Finally it's time for the Homsi: "I think..." BEEEEEEEEEEEP!

NICE HAIRDRESSER

There is this good old barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.” The florist happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.” The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop; there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door. A Lebanese software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.” The Lebanese software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there? Can you guess? Do you know the answer yet? Come on, think like a Lebanese…..!!!!!!!
A dozen Lebanese waiting for a free haircut!!!!

KHALES LA ALLAH

THE COLOR NOT THE MAN!

THE LATEST SCAM

I was a victim of the latest scam which is currently happening in shopping mall parking lots.

Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking, one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse. While you're distracted, the other one gets into the backseat and then they both start begging you for a ride home.

Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants.
This is when they steal your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.

THE RECRUIT

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair...Kill Her!!” The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL:Women are evil.Don't mess with them

The Pharmacist!!

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying:
"Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!”
A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."
Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies:"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"

Recycled Condoms

In some hotel in Beirut, a Lebanese was eating his breakfast calmly: coffee, croissant, baguette, butter and jam. A Syrian tourist with a big chewing gum sat on the table in front of him.
While the Lebanese ignored him, the Syrian started a conversation:
Syrian: you Lebanese, you eat all your bread?
Lebanese (in bad humor): yes.
Syrian (after making a big balloon with his chewing gum): we in Syria, we eat only the interior, & we put the outer part in containers, we recycle them to croissants and we sell them to Lebanese.
The Syrian was smiling all over his face, while the Lebanese listened silently.
The Syrian persists: and you eat your jam with the bread?
Lebanese: yes.
The Syrian (another big balloon noise): we in Syria, we eat fresh fruits at breakfast, and we put the peels and the seeds in containers, we recycle them to jam and we sell them to Lebanese.
At that moment the Lebanese asked: do you make love in Syria?
Syrian (with a big smile): yeah sure, and a lot too.
Lebanese: and what do you do with the condoms?
Syrian: well, we throw them like everybody else in the world.
Lebanese: well, not us. Once we finish using our condoms, we put them in containers, we recycle them to chewing gums and we sell them to Syrians.

Two Penisis!

Two Syrian tourists came to Faraya-Lebanon during winter, hired a ski instructor and learned how to ski.
The following year they decided that they enjoyed their vacation so much, they had to repeat it.
Being Syrians, they forgot everything they learned.
So they decided to hire the same instructor.
They started asking in Faraya who knows their instructor.
This was the conversation:
Faraya: what is his name?
2 Syrians: we can't remember.
Faraya: can u describe him?
2 Syrians: He wears ski cloth.
Faraya: but all ski instructors do that!
2 Syrians: He wears sun goggles.
Faraya: but all ski instructors do that!
2 Syrians: He has a sun tan.
Faraya: but all ski instructors have it due to the reflection of sun on ice!
The smarter Syrians: Oh I got it! He has 2 penises.
Faraya: How is this possible! Have u actually seen that?
The smarter Syrians: No, but every time we were with him, people kept asking him: KIF HAL AYRAIN MA3AK?

HOMSI IN BEIRUT

A Homsi visited Beirut and booked a room in the hotel. The hotel employee carried the bags and asked to take him to the room. Once the door is opened, the Homsi stopped, shook his head and said to the employee: "Listen its true that I'm a stranger to this country but this doesn't mean that you fool me and laugh at me, I've paid over $100 for renting a nice room. This room is too small, has no window, no bathroom and it also contains no bed...!The hotel employee politely said:"I'm sorry sir. This is not your room, this is the elevator...!!!!

LEBANES-O

A jet-set Lebanese gentleman parked his brand-new BMW in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The Lebanese immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed the police, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the Lebanese started screaming hysterically as some of his office colleagues reached the scene too. His BMW, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the Lebanese finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the policeman shook his head in disgust and disbelief... "I can't believe how materialistic you Lebanese are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the Lebanese. The policeman replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "Oh My God!" screamed the Lebanese. "Where's my Rolex?"

Emilio & Misho

Samahat Alsayyed Michel Aoun

A DAY OFF

So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for .......................................
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available, You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break. That accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave . This leaves you only 20 days available for work . We are off for 5 holidays per year , so your available working time is down to 15 days . We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves you only 1 D A Y available for work and I'll be damned if you're going to take that day off ...

U might face the same situation!!!

Why men are better friends than Friendship between Women:

Friendship between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Four Little Animals

(You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!) A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want Out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says". The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."

HOW TO IMPRESS!!

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN!!
Wine her, * Dine her, * Call her, * Hug her, * Support her, * Hold her, * Surprise her,
Compliment her, * Smile at her, * Listen to her, * Laugh with her, * Cry with her, * Romance her, * Encourage her, * Believe in her, * Pray with her, * Pray for her, * Cuddle with her, * Shop with her, * Give her jewelry, * Buy her flowers, * Hold her hand, * Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN!!
Show up naked ... * Bring food ... * don’t block the TV

Who's Doing the Dishes ??

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"

Syrian vs. Lebanese

Once a Lebanese guy goes into a bar, and asks the bartender who was Syrian: "hey asshole, give me a beer" The Syrian guy goes... why are you being rude and racist man? Do you accept being in my place and people calling you names?
The Lebanese says: "I don't care". So the Syrian guy says "fine let’s switch places". So the Lebanese guy now goes behind the bar as a bartender. The Syrian guy now asks the Lebanese "Lak 7iwan, give me a beer" the Lebanese guy goes: "sorry, we don't' serve Assholes”!!!

Homsi Strategy

Two Men from Homos (Syria) were strolling along the main shopping street of Hamra in Beirut when they see a sign:
-Suits: LL 5,000 each-Shirts: LL 2,000 each-Trousers: LL 2,500 per pairOne says to his pal. "Hey, Look! These Lebanese must be stupid. We could buy a whole load of those, and when we get back to Homos, we could make us a fortune! "Now listen up. When we go into the shop you keep your mouth shut, eh! "Just let me do all the talking, because if they hear our accent, they might try to rip us off. I'll be given them my best Lebanese accent." They went in and the guy says, "Excuse me sir, I'll take 50 of your fine suits at LL 5 000 each, 100 shirts at LL 2 000 each, and 50 pair of trousers at LL 2 500 each. And I'll be taking those items with me today, if you don't mind." The owner of the shop interrupts, "You guys are from Homos, aren't you?"
"Yes" says the Homsi, "how come you know?" The owner says, "Because this is a dry-cleaner HABIB ALBI

New Syrian Amendment

قرر الرئيس السوري بشار الاسد منع الاستحمام بالشامبو واستعمال الصابون فقط

وعند سؤاله عن سبب هذا القرار اجاب :

"لان الشامبو بيخلي الشعر يصير حريري ومليس"

Lahhoud Kidnapped

A man is caught in traffic when suddenly someone taps on the window. He lowers the window and asks what he wanted. The man says, President Emile Lahhoud was kidnapped and the ransom is $5 Million dollars, and that if the ransom is not paid, the kidnappers have threatened to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire! "We are doing a collection, do you wish to participate?" The man asks "on the average what are people giving?" The man says "5 to 10 liters!"

ثوار الجبل

إياك يا مجرم سوريا ان تقترب من الموحدون الشرفاء
إياك ان تقترب من شرف العروبة
إياك ان تقترب من كرامة الثوار الاحرار
إياك ان تستخف باسيادك الابرار
إياك ان تعيد ما فعله اسلافك الاشرار
في داخلنا بركان خامد لو انفجر لحرق سوريا بمن
فيها ولن تكفينا المنطقة كما تزعم يا مهرخ الشام سنحرق
الكون لان قائدنا ابو تيمور مؤيد من رب الكون

ثوار الجبل

W Air Syria

Salam 3alaykoum...

This is your captain Abou Sayyah Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Syrian Airlines.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery baking Kaak.
This is flight 717 to Sham Airport. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in Syria. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!
Syria Airlines has an excellent safety-record... In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to MEA Airlines, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know.
Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of
you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who
will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
"Thanking you all for choosing Syrian Airlines to fly for the first and last time"

Wish You a nice trip,

Captain Abou Sayyah

Conversation between Fadi & his son.

Fadi: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: I will choose my own bride!
Fadi: But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.
Son: Well, in that case...ok
(Next Fadi approaches Bill Gates)
Fadi: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Fadi: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...ok
(Finally Fadi goes to see the president of the World Bank)
Fadi: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
Fadi: But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case...ok
This is how business is done in Lebanon!!

A syrian on a train

There was a Lebanese, a Syrian and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through the Province Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and Lebanese were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Syrian had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there The Syrian was thinking: 'the Lebanese fellow must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'the Syrian fellow must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Lebanese and got slapped for it And the Lebanese was thinking: 'this is great, the next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Syrian bastard again.

Too Embarrassed

One day a "Jamhour" fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But little Elie was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in cabarets and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Elie aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works at the presidential palace in Baabda and helped re-elect Emile Lahoud, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

المستحيلات ال16

إماراتي فقير / سوداني نشيط / مصري ساكت / عماني حلو
مغربي يتكلم عربي / فلسطيني لا نازح ولا لاجئ / يمني صاحي
كويتي متواضع / ايراني اسمو معاوية / سعودي يومين ما آكل كبسة
ليبي عاقل / سوري واقف جنبوه حدا / اردني لطيف
باكستاني نظيف / هندي ما يهز راسو
لبناني ما يتفلسف

Spelling Game

Bashar Assad teaching his children the spelling of ASSASSINATION:
An 'Ass' behind another 'Ass' and behind that ' I '
and behind the two asses and I, a whole 'Nation'

قسم 05

Ikht Hal Zaman

إخت هل زمن إللي صار في ألاير شمعدان
وصاروا المنايك يركبوا فلايك
والاوادم يرجعوا سباحة

Who killed Joubran Touaini?

Joubran Touaini was assassinated today, but this time Syria has nothing to do with it.
We killed him, the fuckin stupid lebanese people killed him, stupid Amal and Hezbollah killed him, our fuckin stupid asshole president who is sitting in his fancy castle on his fancy ass killed him.

How we killed him??
We killed him by, by staying silent and keeping Lahoud in his place.
This time I'm with Syria, because a Chinese man once said: "you will be a donkey if you have a donkey and don't ride it".
So until we come together once again, with no personal goals "mnistehal" all that is happening to us, Lim3attar Joubran, wgairo wgairo tol3it bi rason.

So put Religion for once aside, and lets Fuck Syria. (Orgy)