Once a Lebanese guy goes into a bar, and asks the bartender who was Syrian: "hey asshole, give me a beer" The Syrian guy goes... why are you being rude and racist man? Do you accept being in my place and people calling you names?
The Lebanese says: "I don't care". So the Syrian guy says "fine let’s switch places". So the Lebanese guy now goes behind the bar as a bartender. The Syrian guy now asks the Lebanese "Lak 7iwan, give me a beer" the Lebanese guy goes: "sorry, we don't' serve Assholes”!!!