Friday, August 05, 2011

The Aouni Fan

A Marada fan, a Hizbullah fan, & a Aouni fan are climbing a mountain & arguing about who loves their party the most. The Marada fan insists that he is the most loyal. ''This is for Sleimen Beik!'' he yells & jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone the Hizibullah fan is next to profess his love for his master. He yells "This is for Sayid Hassan!" & pushes the Aouni fan off the mountain.

Thursday, August 04, 2011

Ramadan Movies list

1. The Passion of the Mtawwa3
2. I Know What You Ate Last Ramadan
3. Charlie & The Ashta Factory
4. Save The Last Samboosa
5. The Curious Case of the Unfolded Samboosa
6. So7oor at Tiffany's ;)
7. The Got-Fatter
8. Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Fattoush
9. Transformers: The Dark Side of the Hilal
10. Iftar for Shmucks
11. Saved by the 2athaan
12. How to be a sheikh in 30 Days
13. No Drinks Attached
14. The Devil Wears Jalabiya
15. Fast Another Day
16. Confessions of a Teenage Kaffer
17. Gone With the Medfa3
18. Did He 2athen Yet?
19. Fasting & Furious
20. Inglourious Fasters
21. 27 3abayas
22. Halal War: Return of the Goat
23. Get Full or Die Trying
24. Honey, I Shrunk The 3adas
25. Dude, Where's my Food?
26. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Red Jellab