Tuesday, January 09, 2007

SAMIRA'S BROTHER

A car accident occurs in Hamra Street; each driver goes down and starts shouting and they start beating each others. Suddenly, one of the drivers stops and looks at the other and says: lahza, ana wein sheyfak??? enta ... enta mesh khayya la Samira el sharmouta??? So, the supposedly brother of Samira starts beating the other once again... They take him to the Hbeish... there the officer asks him what happened… While he was telling the story, the officer asks him: lahza, ana wein sheyfak??? enta ... enta mesh khayya la Samirael sharmouta??? So, the supposedly brother of Samira starts beating the officer. They take him to the Ministery of Justice; there, the Minister asks him what happened... while telling the story, Minister Looks at him and says: lahza, ana wein sheyfak??? enta ... enta mesh khayya la Samira el sharmouta??? So, the supposedly brother of Samira starts beating the Minister...
They take him to the Palace... There, he meets Lahhoud; while telling his story, Lahhoud interrupts him and says: lahza, ana wein sheyfak??? enta ... enta mesh khayya la Samirael sharmouta??? So, the supposedly brother of Samira starts beating the President... They take him to Syria... last chance for him There, Bashar meets him: "they told me you completely lost your mind and dared beating the Lebanese President..." The man starts again telling his story when Bashar looks at him and says: Lahza, ana sheyfak... enta ... enta... enta kent bil mouzahara maa 14 azar.... bel down town... enta men tayyar Lmostakbal?
The man answers: la sidna, la.... ana khayya la Samira el sharmouta......

4 comments:

10345753 said...

Congratulations. Its a nice blog you are keeping here. Keep it up and all the best.If you have some time, do checkmy personal blog and don't forget to leave a little comment for me while you are there.

YaLLa said...

heheheeee good confession ;)

Shirin said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Shirin said...

Nice… a bit cynical but nice :-) if i wasn't a girl i'd probabaly also say that I am the brother of the sharmuta :-)... that man knew what all of us have already realized- that syria-Hizbullah are against democracy, and are therefore against Lmustaqbal....

But a nice story. It reflects in some way the reality as it is in Lebanon. Usually, I use another way to reflect the reality in Lebanon – using drawings in my blog.

shirin-from-lebanon.blogspot.com