Thursday, September 20, 2012

Michel Aoun Brilliance

Michel Aoun: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Doctor: "No."
Michel Aoun: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Doctor: "No."
Michel Aoun: "Did you check for breathing?"
Doctor: "No."
Michel Aoun: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Doctor: "No."
Michel Aoun: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Doctor: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Michel Aoun: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Doctor: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
somewhere, being a PM, heading a party, practicing politics and thinking that freedom is all about choosing his own butcher."

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