Monday, June 13, 2011

Lebanese Politicians

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: "No kidding. I'm a Lebanese politician too. What village are you from?"

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