Saturday, February 12, 2011

A Fart Song

A fart is a pleasant thing; it gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter, and suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet; a fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short, or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known to sound like a song......

A fart can create a most curious medley;
A fart can be harmless, or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell, while others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly, or linger a while......

A fart can occur in a number of places,
and leave everyone there, with strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie, to small elevators,
A fart will find all of us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad, is simply not true
We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!

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