Thursday, March 06, 2008

Breaking News!

According to reliable sources, the Iranian government has ordered one of its battleships to patrol in the Mediterranean Sea and in the national waters of Lebanon in an act perceived as deterrent to the Americans.  The Iranian Defense Administration ordered this battleship to remain in close proximity to USS Cole to ensure that the Lebanese allies will feel secure and relieved that the American influence will not prevail.  The battleship is named IRN Shkor.
The official confirmed to us that the Lebanese will now have 'Cole W Shkor' available after every meal.
Bon Appetit!

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