A Saudi being interviewed at the US Embassy for Visa....

COUNSEL: "Your name, please"?
SAUDI : "Salem".
COUNSEL: "Sex?"
SAUDI : "Always".
COUNSEL: "I mean male or female?"
SAUDI : "Both male & female and sometimes camels".
COUNSEL: "Holy cow!"
SAUDI : "Yes, cows too".
COUNSEL: "Sir, isn't that hostile?"
SAUDI : "Horse Style, dog style, any style!
COUNSEL: "Oh dear!"
SAUDI : "Deer!! No deer, they run fast."