الوضع في لبنان بعد الإنفجار Lebanon after the explosion

 

The Wrong Man The Right Place!

⁨Save the Bisri Valley أنقذوا مرج بسري

ADVANCED MEDICINE

A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Lebanese doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"

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Micheal Aoun "The Hurtful Reality"

KILLON YI3NI KILLON !! كلّن يعني كلّن

THE FIRST WORD YOU SEE IS YOUR REALITY THE LAST ONE IS MINE

التدين الشكلي FORMAL RELIGIOSITY

الكاتب لمن لا يعرفه فهو من كتاب الرواية الرائعين في مصر... قرأت له رواية (عمارة يعقوبيان) والتي تم إنتاجها فيلماً.. كما قرأت له (نادي السيارات)... هو طبيب أسنان أختصاصي ولا يزال يمارس مهنته في عيادته في القاهرة ...


التدين الشكلي، بقلم: "علاء الأسواني":

(هذا المقال يناقش ظاهرة ما يسميه علماء الإجتماع [الأصح: أصحاب الإختصاص بعلم النفس الإجتماعي]: إنفصام الشخصية المجتمعية (social schizophrenia)، الذي أصبح طابعاً عاماً في مجتمعاتنا العربية وهي ظاهرة تعكس الجهل التام بجوهر الأديان السماوية (holy ignorance)
على مدى سنوات ، عملت فى هيئة حكومية كبرى تضم آلاف العاملين. وفى اليوم الأول بينما كنت أعالج أحد المرضى، أنفتح باب العيادة وظهر شخص، قدم نفسه بإسم الدكتور حسين ثم دعانى لأداء صلاة الظهر جماعة فأعتذرت حتى أنتهي من عملى ثم أؤدى الصلاة... ودخلنا فى مناقشة كادت تتحول إلى مشادة، لأنه أصر على أن أترك المريض لألحق بالصلاة، وأصررت على إستئناف العمل.

إكتشفت بعد ذلك أن أفكار الدكتور حسين شائعة بين كل العاملين فى الهيئة. كانت حالة التدين على أشدها بينهم. العاملات كلهن محجبات، وقبل أذان الظهر بنصف ساعة على الأقل ينقطع العاملون جميعا تماما عن العمل، ويشرعون فى الوضوء وفرش الحصير فى الطرقات، إستعداداً لأداء صلاة الجماعة. بالإضافة طبعا إلى إشتراكهم فى رحلات الحج والعمرة التى تنظمها الهيئة سنوياً.
كل هذا لم أكن لأعترض عليه، فما أجمل أن يكون الإنسان متدينا، على أننى سرعان ما أكتشفت أن كثيراً من العاملين بالرغم من إلتزامهم الصارم بأداء الفرائض، يرتكبون إنحرافات جسيمة كثيرة بدءاً من إساءة معاملة الناس والكذب والنفاق وظلم المرؤوسين وحتى الرشوة ونهب المال العام.
بل إن الدكتور حسين الذى ألح فى دعوتى للصلاة، تبين فيما بعد أنه يتلاعب فى الفواتير ويبيع أدوية لحسابه.. إن ما حدث فى تلك الهيئة يحدث الآن فى عالمنا كله .. مظاهر التدين تنتشر فى كل مكان، لدرجة جعلت معهد جالوب الأمريكى، فى دراسة حديثة له، يعتبر العالم العربي من أكثر الشعوب تديناً على وجه الأرض.. وفى نفس الوقت، فإنها تحتل مراكز متقدمة فى الفساد والرشوة والتحرش الجنسى والغش والنصب والتزوير..

لابد هنا أن نسأل:
كيف يمكن أن نكون الأكثر تديناً والأكثر إنحرافاً فى نفس الوقت ؟
فى عام 1664، كتب الكاتب الفرنسى الكبير موليير مسرحية أسماها "تارتوف"، رسم فيها شخصية رجل دين فاسد يسمى تارتوف، يسعى إلى إشباع شهواته الإنسانية الرخيصة وهو يتظاهر بالتقوى.. وقد ثارت الكنيسة الكاثوليكية آنذاك بشدة ضد موليير ومنعت المسرحية من العرض خمسة أعوام كاملة.. وبرغم المنع، فقد تحولت مسرحية تارتوف إلى واحدة من كلاسيكيات المسرح، حتى صارت كلمة تارتوف فى اللغتين الإنجليزية والفرنسية، تستعمل للإشارة إلى رجل الدين المنافق.
والسؤال هنا: هل تحول الملايين إلى نماذج من تارتوف.؟.
أعتقد أن المشكلة أعمق من ذلك.. فنحن متدينون فعلاً عن إيمان صادق.. لكن كثيرا منّا يمارسون إنحرافات بدون أن يؤلمهم ضميرهم الدينى. لا يجب التعميم بالطبع، فكثير من المتدينين يراقبون ضمائرهم فى كل ما يفعلونه
ولكن بالمقابل، فإن مئات الشبان الذين يتحرشون بالسيدات فى الشوارع صباح يوم العيد، قد صاموا وصلوا فى رمضان.. ضباط الشرطة الذين يعذبون الأبرياء، الأطباء والممرضات الذين يسيئون معاملة المرضى الفقراء فى المستشفيات العامة، والموظفون الذين يزورون بأيديهم نتائج الانتخابات لصالح الحكومة، والطلبة الذين يمارسون الغش الجماعى، معظم هؤلاء متدينون وحريصون على أداء الفرائض..

إن المجتمعات تمرض كما يمرض الإنسان.
ومجتمعنا يعانى [بل مجتمعاتنا كلها تعاني] الآن من إنفصال العقيدة عن السلوك ..
إنفصال التدين عن الأخلاق
وهذا المرض له أسباب متعددة:
أولها :- النظام الاستبدادى الذى يؤدى بالضرورة إلى شيوع الكذب والغش والنفاق ..
وثانيا :- إن قراءة الدين المنتشرة الآن إجرائية أكثر منها سلوكية. بمعنى أنها لا تقدم الدين بأعتباره مرادفاً للأخلاق وإنما تختصره فى مجموعة إجراءات إذا ما أتمها الإنسان صار متديناً.
سيقول البعض إن الشكل والعبادات أركان مهمة فى الدين تماما مثل الأخلاق.. الحق أن الأديان جميعا قد وجدت أساسا للدفاع عن القيم الإنسانية:
الحق والعدل والحرية.. وكل ما عدا ذلك أقل أهمية ... المحزن أن التراث الإسلامى حافل بما يؤكد أن الأخلاق أهم عناصر الدين. لكننا لا نفهم ذلك أو لا نريد أن نفهمه.

هناك قصة شهيرة عن رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم عندما قابل رجلاً ناسكاً منقطعاً للعبادة ليل نهار.. فسأله:
ـ من ينفق عليك.؟.
قال الرجل:
ـ أخي يعمل وينفق عليّ..
عندئذ قال صلى الله عليه وسلم:
أخوك أعبد منك..
والمعنى هنا قاطع وعظيم .. فالذى يعمل وينفق على أهله أفضل عند الله من الناسك المنقطع للعبادة لكنه لا يعمل.
إن الفهم القاصر للدين سبب رئيسى فى تردى الأوضاع فى مصر مثالاً على مدى عشرين عاما، أمتلأت شوارع مصر ومساجدها بملايين الملصقات تدعو المسلمات إلى الحجاب ..
لو أننا تخيلنا أن هذه الملصقات كانت تدعو، بالإضافة للحجاب، إلى رفض الظلم الواقع علينا من الحاكم أو الدفاع عن حقوق المعتقلين أو منع تزوير الإنتخابات ..
لو حدث ذلك لكانت الديمقراطية تحققت ولانتزعنا حقوقنا من الاستبداد ..

إن الفضيلة تتحقق بطريقتين لاثالث لهما: إما تدين حقيقى مرادف تماما للأخلاق. وإما عن طريق الأخلاق وحدها حتى ولو لم تستند إلى الدين...
مثال فى عام 2007.. وبغرض تجميل وجه النظام الليبى أمام العالم.. تم تنظيم جائزة أدبية عالمية تقام سنويا ، بقيمة حوالى مليون دولار، باسم جائزة القذافى لحقوق الإنسان.. وتم تشكيل لجنة من مثقفين عرب كبار لإختيار كل عام كاتباً عالمياً لمنحه الجائزة.. وفي العام الأول قررت اللجنة منح الجائزة للكاتب الإسبانى الكبير خوان جويتيسولو البالغ من العمر 78 عاما..
ثم كانت المفاجأة: فقد أرسل جويتيسولو خطاباً إلى أعضاء اللجنة يشكرهم فيه على أختياره للفوز بالجائزة، لكنه أكد فى نفس الوقت أنه لا يستطيع، أخلاقيا، أن يتسلم جائزة لحقوق الإنسان من نظام القذافى الذى استولى على الحكم فى بلاده بإنقلاب عسكرى ونكل، إعتقالاً وتعذيباً، بالآلاف من معارضيه..

رفض الكاتب جويتيسولو جائزة بحوالى مليون دولار ، لأنها لا تتفق مع ضميره الأخلاقى.. هل نسأل هنا: كم مثقف أو حتى عالم دين فى العالم العربي كان سيرفض الجائزة..؟ ومن هو الأقرب إلى ربنا سبحانه وتعالى..؟!..
هذا الكاتب الشريف الذى أثق فى أن الدين الاسلامي لم يخطر على باله وهو يتخذ موقفه الشجاع النبيل، أم عشرات المتدينين الذين يتعاملون مع الأنظمة الإستبدادية ويضعون أنفسهم فى خدمتها متجاهلين تماما الجرائم التى ترتكبها تلك الأنظمة فى حق شعوبها.

إن التدين الحقيقى يجب أن يتطابق مع الأخلاق..
وإلا.. فإن الأخلاق بلا تدين أفضل بكثير من التدين بلا أخلاق ..
علاء الأسواني

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INDEPENDENCE MY ASS…!!

ويل لأمة تحتفل بعيد إستقلالها و29% من شعبها محكوم من السعودية و25% من إيران و20% من سوريا و16% من فرنسا و10% حاكمتهن خنقة وضيقة نفس... إستقلوا من طوائفكم واسيادكم إستقلوا من زعمائكم واساتذتكم وقوادكم إستقلوا من حكمائكم ومشايخكم وعلمائكم أولاً حتى تتمكنوا من صنع بلد وتحتفلوا بإستقلاله...!!

Ahmad El Hariri Identity Crisis

Ahmad El Hariri is facing an Identity Crisis since last week.

He needs to know whether Saad is still doing a full Hizb style beard or back to the Saudi style goatee!!

THE SAUDI ECONOMICAL PLAN FOR THE NEXT 100 YEARS

TIME to INVEST in KSA
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ALL WHAT LEBANESE PEOPLE HEARD FROM NAWAL EL ZOGHBI NEW SONG / VIDEO CLIP TEWALLAA

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc69wiWbR6E

PEOPLE ARE SHEEP!!

People are SHEEP, they will do any thing the society will do no questions asked, and will follow any donkey as long as others do!!

That's why there's more than 2.2 billion Christian, more than 1.6 billion Muslim, and more than 1 billion Hindu, ....

AH YA HABILI

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JOB INTERVIEW

 

 In a job interview:

She: Shu el weakness taba3ak?

He: Inno ana kteer sari7!

She: Ma b7ess haydeh weakness…

He: Metel ayri shu bit7esseh!!

HOW TO READ A "SALE" SIGN!

Message from a Southern to Hassan Nasrallah

 

يا سيّد، أنا ابن ضاحية بيروت الجنوبية، أبي نزح من الجنوب وسكن في الضاحية قبل 40 عاماً، وهناك ولدت وأُخوتي حملوا السلاح في حزبك أحدهم استشهد في العام 2000 قبل تحرير الجنوب بأشهر، كنا فخورين به وبك، وآمنا بخياراتك وخياراته، لي أخت لم يسعفها الوقت للملمة أغراضها، فـقتلت تحت المبنى الذي كانت تسكنه في الشياح في تموز 2006، وقلنا يومها، إن كل شيء يهون في الحرب مع إسرائيل، في العام 2008، قتل أخي الثاني في تلة التلات تمانات في الجبل، لم نجد صهاينة من حولِه لنباركَ موته، في 7 أيار قرر أن يختفي من البيت ليحرر لبنان من اللبنانيين، في 11 أيار عاد  ملفوفا بعلم حزبك، قلنا لعله يحق للسيد ما لا يحق لغيره، قلنا ندفع فاتورة لم نفهمها، وقلنا إنك لا بدّ أن تكون على حق، وإن لم نفهم لماذا يموت أخي وهو يحاول قتل جيراننا في منزلنا الصيفي بالجبل؛ حيث نتنزه منذ 30 عاما، منذ صار الجنوب ساحة حرب، في العام 2013 أصيب ابن عمي في سوريا، كان يؤدي واجبا جهاديا لم أفهمه، ثم عرفنا أنه يحمي مقام السيدة زينب بالشام، لكنّه مات في حمص، قرب مسجد خالد بن الوليد، لم نجد مقاما يطوبه شهيدا، وقلنا مجددا، ربما تعرف أكثر مما نعرف، ثم أصيب ابن خالتي في تفجير حارة حريك، كان يشتري الدجاج لأولاده حين انفجرت السيارة بالجميع في الشارع، عرفنا لاحقاً أنّ من فجر نفسه خسر بعض أهله بقصف عناصر من حزبك لمنازل سوريين آمنين. امس، استغربت عدم نزول أخي إلى الشارع ليتضامن مع الحوثيين في اليمن، وكان يقرأ مقالات في إعلامك يا سيد؛ تشتم المملكة العربية السعودية؛ فقال لي إن شقيقنا يعمل في الامارات، وجارنا يعمل في السعودية، وبعضا من ابناء قريتنا يملكون مقهى في الكويت، وغيرهم في قطر والبحرين، وكلهم خائفون من تداعيات ما يجري على ارزاقهم، ولا احد منا له مصلحة او رزق في اليمن.

يا سيّد، هل تريد، بعدما خضنا حربا لم نفهم سببها في تموز 2006، وبلسم بعدها جراحنا أهل الخليج، وبعدما قتلنا أهلنا في بيروت والجبل في 7 أيار 2008، وبعدما قتلنا ومتنا ونحن نحارب أهلنا بسوريا في 2013 و2014، أن نذهب إلى اليمن في 2015 لنناصر من يعتدون على اهلِهم، كما حاول أخي أن يفعل في الجبل ذات أيار لبناني؟

تريدنا أن نشتم السعودية والخليج، حيث يعمل أشقاؤنا وأقاربنا؟ تريدنا أن نموت في سوريا والعراق بالاعتداء على الآخرين، وفي الضاحية بالمتفجرات والجوع، و في اليمن بنصرة الظالم؟ لماذا نهاجم يا سماحة السيد من أنقذنا، ولماذا نحاول قطع يد العرب التي امتدت إلينا دوما؟ لماذا يا سيد ننحاز إلى إيران على حساب العروبة؟ ألسنا عربا، ولغة القرآن هي لغة الضاد؟

ولماذا يا سيّد، وسامحني حين لا أكشف سراً، تحولت مناطقنا، في الضاحية والبقاع والجنوب، إلى أوكار يختبىء فيها تجار الممنوعات والمخدرات والسلاح، ومسهلو الدعارة وشبكاتهم؟ لماذا نموت في بلاد الله الواسعة وتضيق علينا الحياة في لبنان؟ هل تريدنا أن نحارب الكوكب كله ؟ فيما إيران تفاوض على دمنا ولا يسقط لها شاب واحد؟ يا سيد، أنا ابن الجنوب، أريد أن أشتري منزلا ﻷعيش فيه، لا لترثه أرملتي وتتزوج غيري، أريد أن أربي أولادي لا أن أضمن غدهم بموتي، وأنا أيتم أولاد السوريينَ والعراقيين واليمنيين، عذراً يا سيد، لكن حروبك باتت أكبر من قدرتنا على الموت، شبابنا في البقاع والجنوب والضاحية، باتوا إمّا شهداء أو محاصرين  بارزاقهم في جهات الارض كلها، وإمّا مقاتلين، لا يعرفون دفاعاً عن أيّ قضية، واليوم تريدنا أن نحارب العرب كلهم، وأن نصير جاليات ايرانية في بلادنا”

“بعد كل هذه الحروب تعبنا ونريد ان نرتاح، يا سيّد”.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU STOPPED SMOKING TODAY!?

Shitty Elevator Prank!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hszmJTQN2OI

Now that's what I call a brave idiot!!

Zach LaVine Throws Down the 'Space Jam' Dunk 2015 Sprite Slam Dunk Contest

Zeezee M شو بحبّ أكل الموز

Syria War Cup 2014

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Lebanese Working Abroad

 

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Sawa meen ya baba, akeed inta bigheir alam, Krikita. #Krikita #Gheiralam #BasharAssad #Bashar #Asad #Sawa #PresidentialElections #Syria #President #Devil #Butcher #Killer #Assassin #War #Capisho #Delusional #Stupid #Asshole #Sick

Sawa meen wil nas naymeen ya baba, akeed inta bigheir alam, Krikita bi gheir alam. #Krikita #Gheiralam #BasharAssad #Bashar #Asad #Sawa #PresidentialElections #Syria #President #Devil #Butcher #Killer #Assassin #War #Capisho #Delusional #Stupid #Asshole #Sick

Kiss Ass Season Open Today! #Kataeb #AminJmayel #MichelAoun #Kissass #Season #Politics #Lebanon #President #Elections #SamiJmayel #MarcelGhanem #NadimKoteich #LBC #MTV #OTV #AlJadeed #FutureTV #Lebansesforces

KISS ASS Season Open Today!

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INTERNATIONAL GUIDELINES FOR PROBLEM SOLVING

Color Vs Shape Personality Test

Let your choice of colors and shapes tell you more about your personality!

Relax, look at the pictures and see which you are most attracted to.

Personality Test Results:

1. Freedom loving
Freedom is important to you - nothing is worse than when you feel tied down. You may find you move jobs or location frequently because the idea of staying in one place too long unnerves you. The same can apply to relationships! People see you as fun loving, and you are. You attempt to enjoy life to the full, in accordance with the motto: "You only live once." You tend to attract less energetic people as friends or partners, like moths to a flame, they see you as the light. Careful they don't drain you! You are very curious and open about everything new and thrive on change. Quite simply, you are a breath of fresh air.

2. Independent and unconventional
Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You do not follow the crowd, on the contrary, you seek to live according to your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming against the tide. You need a free and unattached life that allows you to determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your work or leisure activities. Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you to do exactly the opposite of what is expected of you. You are rather unique, so don't bother comparing yourself to anyone else. Live life your way.

3. Sensitive and reflective
You are comfortable spending hours alone with your thoughts and rarely become bored. You dislike superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. Your relationships with your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you require. You love deeply but if someone betrays you it is next to impossible to forgive. You are an old soul, someone who has lived many times before and has seen it all. All you crave now is simplicity and the chance to focus your attention on a meaningful existence.

4. Down to earth and charming
You have a natural authentic charm, what you see is what you get. People admire you because you seem so 'together'. You have both feet planted firmly on the ground and they can depend on you. While others complicate their life with ifs and buts, you know your own mind. You provide security and space to those close to you. You are a rock, and although others may not tell you, you are the sun around which they revolve. You dislike superficiality and tend to be skeptical toward the whims of trends. Where others crash and burn, you motor on, quietly achieving all you need to do. You are a woman (or man) of substance.

5. Professional and self-assured
You take charge of your life, and place less faith in your luck and more in your own actions. You solve problems in a practical, uncomplicated manner. You take a realistic view of things in your daily life and tackle them without fuss. You are given responsibility at work, because people know that you can be depended upon. You project self-assurance to others. You are a born leader and organizer. Although you work well in a team, ideally you should be the one giving the orders. After all, you are usually right!

6. Peaceful and timeless
You are easy-going yet discreet. There is a timeless elegance about you (think Audrey Hepburn). You make friends effortlessly, yet enjoy your privacy and independence. You like to get away from it all and be alone from time to time to contemplate the meaning of life. You need space, so you escape to hideaways, but you are not a loner. You are at peace with yourself and the world, and you appreciate life and what this world has to offer. You have a strong life purpose and when you discover it, you project your personal brand of magic on the world.

7. Cultured and classical
Cultured and sophisticated you value the things money can't necessarily buy - good conversation, original ideas, music and the arts. You have a fair mind and can see both sides of an argument. You rarely let emotions get the better of you, preferring to assess situations rationally. Calm, logical and yet compassionate and kind. You have 'old-fashioned' principles, which at heart make you a real lady (or gentleman). A timeless, vintage classic - the sort of person everyone secretly admires and likes to copy.

8. Sensitive and spiritual
You are a highly sensitive and spiritual person. You refuse to see life only from a rational view point. You have great intuition and trust your feelings. You must have dreams to aspire towards or you won't feel happy. You like to improve yourself, and in so doing make a difference in the world - even if only in little ways. You find it hard to understand people who are only guided rationality. You form true relationships with open souls, people who know there is more to life than we can touch, see or hear. Your psychic sense is highly evolved, trust it and work with it.

9. Dynamic and sparkly
You are a mover and a shaker! You are willing to take risks in return for interesting and varied work. Routine tends to have a paralyzing effect on you. Being stuck behind a desk 9-5 would destroy your soul and enthusiasm for life. You need to be given the chance to express your ideas and put them into action. You have a rainbow personality, and can cheer others up, even on the gloomiest of days. If you ever feel you have lost your sparkle it is because the situation you find yourself in is not right for you. Follow your enthusiasm, even if it means you chop and change for years. The journey is as important as the destination.

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16 Reasons to have Daily Sex

1. De-stress

Sex helps you reduce stress. When deep breathing exercises fail to de-stress you, sex will do the needful.

During sex your body produces dopamine, a substance that fights stress hormones, endorphins, aka “happiness hormones” and oxytocin, a desire-enhancing hormone secreted by the pituitary gland. In a study, published in the Public Library of Science journal, three neuroscience researchers conducted a test on male rats and found that the sexually active rats were less anxious than rats with no sexual activity.

2. Great Form of Exercise

Making love is a form of physical activity. During intercourse, the physiological changes in your body are consistent with a workout. You must have noticed that the respiratory rate rises, which means you get tired. Hence, you burn calories. If you have sex three times a week for 15 minutes (but we know you can do better than that) you’ll burn about 7.500 calories in a year. That’s the equivalent of jogging 75 miles! Heavy breathing raises the amount of oxygen in your cells, and the testosterone produced during sex keeps your bones and muscles strong.

3. Lowers high blood pressure

Hugs and sex can improve your blood pressure. Sex reduces diastolic blood pressure, that is, the bottom number while reading blood pressure.

Researchers with the University of Paisley conducted an experiment on the same. They concluded that sex improves blood pressure.

4. Builds your immunity

Trying to fight the sniffles? Sex is the answer to fight cold and other health problems; sex can boost your immunity.

Immunoglobulin A, an antigen that fights the flu increases when the frequency of sex increases.

5. Makes You Look Younger

Making love three times a week can make you look 10 years younger, claims a Scottish researcher. “It’s good for you to have good sex,” says David Weeks, a clinical neuropsychologist at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital, whose study on the effects of sex on aging appears in his book, Secrets of the Super young.

6. Healthy heart

Sex helps you burn calories but it can also improve your heart. Sex will take care of stroke and heart attacks; you just have to enjoy the moment.

Scientists with New England Research Institute examined the effect of sex on the heart. The study concluded that men are 45 percent less likely to experience cardiovascular diseases. But the study fails to study the effect of sex on a woman’s heart.

7. Pain relief

Pleasure is the measure to beat out the pain. Do you experience migraines and body pain? Well sex is the answer. But if you experience back pain, it is best to consult a doctor.

Dr. George E. Erlich, an arthritis specialist from Philadelphia conducted a study on the link between arthritis and sex. He narrows down that patients who engaged in sex experienced less pain.

8. Builds trust and intimacy

The act of sex spikes the hormone oxytocin; this hormone is responsible for your happiness and love. If your feel your relationship is falling out, there is trust or you’re worried that your partner will stay away, then sex will dispel these doubts. The hormone oxytocin builds trust and brings couples closer and cupid too.

9. Less chances of cancer
Regular ejaculation reduces your chances of developing prostate cancer. In an Australian study men who ejaculated 21 times a month were least likely to develop cancer. It is further supported by other researches that sexual intercourse reduces the risk of prostrate cancer.

10. Stronger pelvic muscles

Sex involves the use of several muscles; hence regular sexual intercourse can help you develop stronger pelvic muscles. Further, since the act of sex involves a range of muscles, it also helps strengthen these muscles – for ex: quads, your core, and the upper back. Through regular sex, you can also maintain a strong bladder and bowel function.

Strong muscles, calorie burner, improves heart health – sex seems to take care of you.

11. Prostate Protection

Most of the fluid you ejaculate is secreted by the prostate gland. If you stop ejaculating, the fluid stays in the gland, which tends to swell, causing lots of problems. Regular ejaculation will wash those fluids out and ensure the well being of your prostate until old age. Problems may also occur when you suddenly change the frequency of ejaculations.

12. Induces sleep

After that great, lovely workout you are bound to get good sleep. But guess what? Sex works the same way as exercise. The increased heart rate leads to increased post-coital relaxation. Sex could be the next thing for insomniacs! So what really happens:
- Sex can relax you, hence if you are already tired, the act of sex will induce sleep.
- When men ejaculate they become lethargic, this can make them sleepy.

13. Regular periods

Apparently sex can improve your menstrual cycle. Sex regulates hormones, which in turn regulate the menstrual cycle. Sex reduces stress, which is one of the reasons women miss their periods. Sex seems like a better option than pills.

14. Prevents Erectile Dysfunctions

Fifty per cent of men older than 40 suffer from erectile dysfunctions and all young men fear the moment when they won’t be able to get it up any more. The best medicine against impotence is…sex. An erection keeps the blood flowing through your penile arteries, so the tissue stays healthy. Plus, doctors compare an erection to an athletic reflex: the more you train the more capable you are to perform.

15. Live longer

A healthy heart, stronger muscles, increased circulation of oxygen and happiness are some of the factors that add life to the years and as a result – years to your life.

A study published in the British Medical Journal reveals that men who engaged in sex often live twice as those who rarely had any action.

16. Healthier semen

If you’re trying to conceive, you increase the volume of semen if you have sex regularly. Regular sex replaces old sperms from the testicles. If there is a natural build of sperms it can lead to DNA damage.

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Things Women Don’t Want Men to Know

#1 Girls Love Sex Just as much as Men

Despite what they say, all women love sex just as much as men do. We have seen our whole lives in movies and TV Shows that it’s always the man that tries to influence the girl to have sex, when in reality girls are thinking about sex just as much as men are, but just don’t talk about it. The reason is that women known to think of sex all the time are seen as promiscuous, which is an evil thing in their eyes. But to guys it’s what we can’t stop talking or thinking about!

#2 Girls Fart Too

When no one is around, girls will let one rip. They will be long, loud, and super stinky, just like men’s farts! Some women say they do not fart and that they just don’t ever need to, which is a load of crap! Every animal in this world needs to excrete gas! And it will eventually come out one way or another.

#3 Women love to pee outside

The good majority of women would prefer to pee outside, or in the shower or even the bath tub in some occasions. Yes that’s right, the bath tub. Remember they shave their legs while they are in the bath, so they can also bathe in their own hair. But women would just prefer to pee like men in reality.

#4 95% of All Women Masturbate

As soon as all people leave the house, including the boyfriend or husband, kids go to school, partner goes to work, and knowing no one is going to walk in on them girls will masturbate. And it’s not because they are not satisfied with their partners, usually it’s because they want to experiment without being embarrassed of not doing something properly, or just simply want to learn something new on their own. Sometimes girls do it while someone is still home, but it’s usually done in the shower or the bath.

#5 They Sniff Your Things

When girls are in love, they will sniff your shirts, pillows, jocks, even socks! If you get out of your room to go to the toilet, be sure she’s not only smelling your stuff, but checking your drawers, checking your phone, freshening herself up (perfume, baby wipes, make up, lip gloss!) And if men were to come in and see their girl doing this, girls would be SUPER embarrassed!

#6 They Will Dress For Your Friends

As much as you will hate to hear it, your girl will actually dress up for your friends rather than you. They secretly wish for your guy friends to want to sleep with them, and most times when you go out they will 90% dress up for your friends rather than you, as she’s already won you so doesn’t need to impress anymore. They don’t really want to sleep with your friends, but they just want them to want to sleep her. Girls love to be wanted when they can’t be taken!

#7 Girls Love it when you Get Jealous

Girls love it when you get jealous. So whenever you are walking around at a party or a club and she sees one of her guy friends, she’s going to make sure she gives him a big hug and a kiss, and have a nice “Hey How you Going babe?” reaction, while the guy friend gets all flirty not knowing that you are her boyfriend and watch you stand there with a dull face. They are just waiting for the “Who was that guy?” question, which makes them feel all warm and fuzzy that you care and you are protective.

#8 Girls will always check in on Their Exes

Girls will regularly see what their ex boyfriend is up to on Facebook, emails or texts whenever they get the chance. It doesn’t matter how long it has been, so long as they have access to a computer, their ex will never completely be out of their mind or lives, especially if he took her virginity. It’s not like they still love or like them, they are just curious to see what they are doing and who they have ended up with. Not to mention they will constantly stalk your own Facebook even more!

#9 Girls Do Bad Things when you’re Not Looking

Be very careful the old ‘girls night out’ or ‘just a few drinks’ with the girls” tactic. This essentially is a free ticket to be “single” again under the radar! They do bad things that you wouldn’t approve of like tell all their friends about your embarrassing secrets that she promised never to tell anyone! She will probably light up a cigarette, or even take some other things she shouldn’t. She will DEFINITELY get out of control drunk like you have never seen before, and most likely when she tells you that she told that guy to “piss off” after he was grinding on her butt on the dance floor, she actually allowed it!

#10 She Might Be Using You

If you are a total idiot or a douchebag, but you are good looking and are very good in bed, she will continue to date you for a while but there will come a point where she will break up with you, because no matter how good you are in bed, she does not want to marry an idiot douchebag. Having brains and being a nice gentleman will always destroy looks and a talent in bed. After all, teaching a man a few tricks in bed he can learn over time anyway.

#11 What Girls Do on a First Date?

Most girls want to sleep with the guy on the first date. Only because they want to see firstly how good it’s going to be, and whether there is a bond or form of chemistry that she thinks she could do with forever, or sometimes they are just plain horny and haven’t been laid in a while! But at the same time if they like what they see, they will have to be judged and will fear that you won’t respect her if she sleeps with you. So it’s a win lose situation. Alcohol usually influences the decision in the end!

#12 No to Kids!

The very first time a guy says to a girl that he doesn’t want kids, 99% of the time it’s an immediate no and she will say NO DEAL to you and move along. Just about all women who are capable of having kids will WANT kids, and if you say no, then no matter how good looking or rich you are she will have to move along!

#13 Women are Bi

There’s a reason why girls make out with other girls when they get drunk, because they want to! If they are attracted to their friends then they may find it fun to make out with them, but would need a few drinks for the ‘excuse’ of ‘we were drunk’ or ‘we did it for the guys’. It’s a known fact that most girls find other girls sexy, but the thing is girls don’t like to be known for being into other girls, so it takes a bit of alcohol to get it out of them!