#1 Girls Love Sex Just as much as Men
Despite what they say, all women
love sex just as much as men do. We have seen our whole lives in movies and TV
Shows that it’s always the man that tries to influence the girl to have sex,
when in reality girls are thinking about sex just as much as men are, but just
don’t talk about it. The reason is that women known to think of sex all the
time are seen as promiscuous, which is an evil thing in their eyes. But to guys
it’s what we can’t stop talking or thinking about!
#2 Girls Fart Too
When no one is around, girls will
let one rip. They will be long, loud, and super stinky, just like men’s farts!
Some women say they do not fart and that they just don’t ever need to, which is
a load of crap! Every animal in this world needs to excrete gas! And it will
eventually come out one way or another.
#3 Women love to pee outside
The good majority of women would
prefer to pee outside, or in the shower or even the bath tub in some occasions.
Yes that’s right, the bath tub. Remember they shave their legs while they are
in the bath, so they can also bathe in their own hair. But women would just
prefer to pee like men in reality.
#4 95% of All Women Masturbate
As soon as all people leave the
house, including the boyfriend or husband, kids go to school, partner goes to
work, and knowing no one is going to walk in on them girls will masturbate. And
it’s not because they are not satisfied with their partners, usually it’s
because they want to experiment without being embarrassed of not doing
something properly, or just simply want to learn something new on their own.
Sometimes girls do it while someone is still home, but it’s usually done in the
shower or the bath.
#5 They Sniff Your Things
When girls are in love, they will sniff
your shirts, pillows, jocks, even socks! If you get out of your room to go to
the toilet, be sure she’s not only smelling your stuff, but checking your
drawers, checking your phone, freshening herself up (perfume, baby wipes, make
up, lip gloss!) And if men were to come in and see their girl doing this, girls
would be SUPER embarrassed!
#6 They Will Dress For Your Friends
As much as you will hate to hear it,
your girl will actually dress up for your friends rather than you. They
secretly wish for your guy friends to want to sleep with them, and most times
when you go out they will 90% dress up for your friends rather than you, as
she’s already won you so doesn’t need to impress anymore. They don’t really
want to sleep with your friends, but they just want them to want to sleep her.
Girls love to be wanted when they can’t be taken!
#7 Girls Love it when you Get Jealous
Girls love it when you get jealous.
So whenever you are walking around at a party or a club and she sees one of her
guy friends, she’s going to make sure she gives him a big hug and a kiss, and
have a nice “Hey How you Going babe?” reaction, while the guy friend gets all
flirty not knowing that you are her boyfriend and watch you stand there with a
dull face. They are just waiting for the “Who was that guy?” question, which
makes them feel all warm and fuzzy that you care and you are protective.
#8 Girls will always check in on Their Exes
Girls will regularly see what their
ex boyfriend is up to on Facebook, emails or texts whenever they get the
chance. It doesn’t matter how long it has been, so long as they have access to
a computer, their ex will never completely be out of their mind or lives,
especially if he took her virginity. It’s not like they still love or like
them, they are just curious to see what they are doing and who they have ended
up with. Not to mention they will constantly stalk your own Facebook even more!
#9 Girls Do Bad Things when you’re Not Looking
Be very careful the old ‘girls night
out’ or ‘just a few drinks’ with the girls” tactic. This essentially is a free
ticket to be “single” again under the radar! They do bad things that you
wouldn’t approve of like tell all their friends about your embarrassing secrets
that she promised never to tell anyone! She will probably light up a cigarette,
or even take some other things she shouldn’t. She will DEFINITELY get out of
control drunk like you have never seen before, and most likely when she tells
you that she told that guy to “piss off” after he was grinding on her butt on
the dance floor, she actually allowed it!
#10 She Might Be Using You
If you are a total idiot or a
douchebag, but you are good looking and are very good in bed, she will continue
to date you for a while but there will come a point where she will break up
with you, because no matter how good you are in bed, she does not want to marry
an idiot douchebag. Having brains and being a nice gentleman will always
destroy looks and a talent in bed. After all, teaching a man a few tricks in
bed he can learn over time anyway.
#11 What Girls Do on a First Date?
Most girls want to sleep with the
guy on the first date. Only because they want to see firstly how good it’s
going to be, and whether there is a bond or form of chemistry that she thinks
she could do with forever, or sometimes they are just plain horny and haven’t
been laid in a while! But at the same time if they like what they see, they
will have to be judged and will fear that you won’t respect her if she sleeps
with you. So it’s a win lose situation. Alcohol usually influences the decision
in the end!
#12 No to Kids!
The very first time a guy says to a
girl that he doesn’t want kids, 99% of the time it’s an immediate no and she
will say NO DEAL to you and move along. Just about all women who are capable of
having kids will WANT kids, and if you say no, then no matter how good looking
or rich you are she will have to move along!
#13 Women
are Bi
There’s a reason why girls make out
with other girls when they get drunk, because they want to! If they are
attracted to their friends then they may find it fun to make out with them, but
would need a few drinks for the ‘excuse’ of ‘we were drunk’ or ‘we did it for
the guys’. It’s a known fact that most girls find other girls sexy, but the
thing is girls don’t like to be known for being into other girls, so it takes a
bit of alcohol to get it out of them!
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