Inflow:
Ta3aruf: $2500 (Dinners $500, Clubbing $500, Gifts to her family $500, Gifts to her $500, Misc $500)
Khotbeh: $3000
Katebet Kteb: $30,000 (Moukadam Sadaka $10,000, Mouakhar Tala2 $ 20,000)
Pre-Marriage: $5000 (Tickets to & From Lebanon $ 2000, Intl. calls $1000, Gifts $2000)
Marriage: $20,000 (Dress, Jewelry, Hotel, F&B, Car, Flowers…)
Honey Moon: $6000
House Rent: $30,000 ($500/m)
Extra Car: $20,000
Extra Mobile: $3000
Clothes: $10,000
F&B: $15,000
Beauty: $47,000 (Hair $24,000, Make-Up & Beauty Products $12000, Nail Bar $6000, Gym$5000)
2 Children: $100,000 (Delivery, Milk, Pampers, Toys, Accommodations, Maid, Nursery, School, Clothes, Gifts, Birthday Parties)
Depreciation: $29,150
Outflow:
Sex: $320650/5 years– 18Months Pregnancy = $7634/Month – 1day PMS – 1 day tired – 1 day you are tired - 1 day she think you don’t love her anymore – 1 day she thinks you are cheating on her, you end up paying $305/Day to get laid with the same woman, and she is never satisfied!!
So tell me now, who the fuck is the smart ass who said that Marriage is SEX for free, for god sake Marriage is SEX with a Headache ya 7abibi so please add a box of Advil or any equivalent /month to your tab and good luck.
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