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A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little Girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you " "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you " "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.