A syrian on a train

There was a Lebanese, a Syrian and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through the Province Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and Lebanese were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Syrian had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there The Syrian was thinking: 'the Lebanese fellow must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'the Syrian fellow must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Lebanese and got slapped for it And the Lebanese was thinking: 'this is great, the next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Syrian bastard again.