Irony

Define Irony:
Someone trying to secure a field of Gas 1000 m below sea level; couldn’t secure a domestic 12L Gas container 50m above sea level.

China to Taiwan

‎1-Open Google Maps (maps.google.com) >> Get Directions
2-Write CHINA as itinerary starting point
3-Write TAIWAN as destination
4-Read step 48
5-When you stop laughing rate, comment and forward to a friend, rss, or post to your profile

If the world were 100 people

- 50 would be female / 50 would be male
- 20 would be children / there would be 80 adults, 14 of whom would be 65 and older
- There would be: 61 Asians / 12 Europeans / 13 Africans / 14 people from the Western Hemisphere
- There would be: 31 Christians / 19 Muslims / 14 Hindus / 6 Buddhists / 12 people who practice other religions / 18 Atheists (People who used their brains)
- 17 would speak a Chinese dialect / 8 would speak Hindustani / 8 would speak English / 7 would speak Spanish / 4 would speak Arabic / 4 would speak Russian / 52 would speak other languages / 82 would be able to read and write; 18 would not
- 1 would have a college education
- 1 would own a computer
- 75 people would have some supply of food &a place to shelter them from the wind & the rain, but 25 would not
- 1 would be dying of starvation
- 17 would be undernourished
- 15 would be overweight
- 83 would have access to safe drinking water
- 17 people would have no clean, safe water to drink