il general bi3awwid 3leik!

Mash7out min shighlak, sa2it bil intikhabet il niyabieh, bayyak she7tak mnil bet w ghadban 3leik, 3ala 7affit 2abrak w mish tali3 min 2amrak she! Ma 2ilak illa il general, il general bi shilak min il sando2 byonofdak, biragiljak w bya3tik wizara w2iza kint bala shakhsieh w bahli bya3tik binto wibya3imlak sohro, wibyekhdak tish.
"Waylon li ommatin 7okama2ouha 5ors min wakr l sinin, wa rijalouha l 2ashadda2 la yazalouna fi akmitati l sarir"GKG
"Waylon li 7koumatin istakala minha Talalun Arislanuha" Shoubasi
n.b. Ntibho heida zalami byi2bal bi 7ayalla she ha!!

Lebanese Politicians

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: "No kidding. I'm a Lebanese politician too. What village are you from?"

Quiz of the week

With the help of the image above, answer one of these questions and win an IPad. No need to sell a kidney!

1- Which one is sleepy?

2- How many Males & Females?

3- Which one is constipated?

4- Which three are brothers & Sisters?

5- Which one is the teacher?

6- Who took the picture?