On February 27 1995, the Lebanese people woke up to find banners all around them accusing Dr. Samir Geagea of the “Saydet Al-Najat” church blast. I can’t forget that moment when I saw the banner right in front of our building next to the Syrian Intelligence post, and turned to my Dad and asked him, “What happened? What did Dr. Geagea do now?!!” At the same time, my Mom called us to watch the TV, and there was LBC covering the blast aftermath, which had just happened 15 min ago.
Right away Mr. Assad was on the radio pointing his finger also to the Lebanese Forces headed by Dr. Samir Geagea.
Dear Mr. Asad if you have the time machine, please give it back, I need it and you know why!!
By the way Bash, very well played bro. You have one great stage manager & director, and the cues! the cues man were excellent, the applause man “chapeau bas” ya3tee 1000 3afieh, and the supporting actors, WOW, great timing and good pronunciation and projection too.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Things I Hate About Everyone!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
10. People who go to a restaurant and start adding and subtracting ingredients, believing that it makes the dish tastes better. If you’re such a good cook, why don’t you eat at home asshole!!
n.b. It is proven that people who do such things end up eating at least a spit ora booger per dish. Never tell a cook how to cook, never be a funny with a waiter; both have access to your dish before you get to eat it.
* If you have something that you hate or that annoys you in people, please add it in your comment below and we will add it here.
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
10. People who go to a restaurant and start adding and subtracting ingredients, believing that it makes the dish tastes better. If you’re such a good cook, why don’t you eat at home asshole!!
n.b. It is proven that people who do such things end up eating at least a spit ora booger per dish. Never tell a cook how to cook, never be a funny with a waiter; both have access to your dish before you get to eat it.
* If you have something that you hate or that annoys you in people, please add it in your comment below and we will add it here.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Alla ma3ak ya sheik Saad!
Iza allah 3ata 3omor next 10, 14 or 17 of March baddo yishla7 il bantalon wiy...... yalli 3am bi 3azzib. W2iza bitdallo t3azbo, Naila Mouawwad 3arda khadameta!!
Al-Shaaeb youreed iskat il-bantalon!!
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Saturday, March 12, 2011
The age of miracles!! عصر المعجزات
(للجهلة والعونيين الرجاء اللجوء للنص العربي او الإستعانة بصديق)
During my lifetime I have witnessed three miracles.خلال حياتي شاهدت ثلاثة معجزات
- A woman getting pregnant without sex.امرأة حامل من دون ممارسة الجنس
- An illiterate man writing a holy book.رجل أمي أقدم على كتابة كتاب مقدس
- A stubborn, old fashioned thief whose main concern is Reform and change.
رجل لص، عنيد، قديم الطراز شاغله الرئيسي هو الإصلاح والتغيير
During my lifetime I have witnessed three miracles.خلال حياتي شاهدت ثلاثة معجزات
- A woman getting pregnant without sex.امرأة حامل من دون ممارسة الجنس
- An illiterate man writing a holy book.رجل أمي أقدم على كتابة كتاب مقدس
- A stubborn, old fashioned thief whose main concern is Reform and change.
رجل لص، عنيد، قديم الطراز شاغله الرئيسي هو الإصلاح والتغيير
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Tuesday, March 08, 2011
Religion is just a Constitution.
Religion is just a Constitution; tell me how many Muslims & how many Christians are in the image above and I will follow your religion no questions asked. Guess how many Girls and how many boys and I might even start believing in “God”.
Saturday, March 05, 2011
Lebanese Terminology
Delusional متوهم de•lu•sion [dih-loo-zhuh n]
a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual fact: a paranoid delusion.
Example: Michel Aoun. Thinks all Christians are with him and more than half the Lebanese. Moammar Qaddafi anyone?
Hypocrite منافق hyp•o•crite [hip-uh-krit]a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one whose private life, opinions, or statements contradict his or her public statements.
Example: Nabih Berri. He disapproves of Moammar Qaddafi and calls for the transfer of power, yet has been Head of Amal party for 32 consecutive years and Speaker of the Parliament for 20 consecutive years and more to come.
Enemy عدو en•e•my [en-uh-mee]enemies, persons, nations, etc., that are hostile to one another: Let's make up and stop being enemies.
Example: Israel confiscated 25% of Lebanon for 22 years, stole Lebanon’s water, killed Lebanese citizens, kidnapped Lebanese citizens but released all now.
Friend صديق fr•ie•nd [frend]a person who is on good terms with another; a person who is not hostile: Who goes there? Friend or foe?
Example: Syria, confiscated 50% of Lebanon for 30 years, killed Lebanese citizens, stole from Lebanon billions of USD, kidnapped Lebanese most of whom are still in Syrian jails.
Double standards معايير مزدوجة –nounany code or set of principles containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, especially an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women. Compare single standard
Example: Israel’s the enemy and you’re a traitor if you say the opposite which makes sense, while Syria is our ally and you can’t say the opposite otherwise you are a traitor.
Patriot وطني pa•tri•ot [pey-tree-uh t, -ot or, especially Brit., pa-tree-uh t] –nouna person who loves, supports, and defends his or her country and its interests with devotion.
Example: No Body
Principle مبدأ [prin-suh-puh l]guiding sense of the requirements and obligations of right conduct: a person of principle.
Example: Samir Geagea was against Syrians and had to go to jail because of his principles. He came out and still is against Syrians. Whereas Walid Jumblat’s principles resemble a Ferris Wheel & Michel Aoun’s depend on who could make him president.
Liar كاذب li•ar [lahy-er]a person who tells lies.
Example: Walid Jumblat
Kharouf خروف kha•rou•f [ka-r-uf]a meek, unimaginative, or easily led person.
Example: Lebanese people
Resistance مقاومة re•sist•ance [ri-zis-tuh ns]an underground organization composed of groups of private individuals from the same nationality with different religions working as an opposition force in a conquered country to overthrow the occupying power, usually by acts of sabotage, guerrilla warfare, etc.
The resistance shall not stop its exercise until all the territories are free, at that exact moment it stops to exist otherwise it becomes against order militia (Traitors). At any given time the resistance stops action it is considered dead, or an ally to the conqueror.
Example: Hizbullah, (Al-Mukawama Al-Islamiah Al-tabi3a li Iran) four years no action and Lebanon is still under occupation (Mazeri3 Shib3a). NO COMMENT!!
Traitorخائن trai•tor [trey-ter]a person who betrays another, a cause, or any trust.
Example: Hassan Nasrallah is capable of reaching Al-Jalil and kick Israel’s ass, Ahmadi Nejad can make Israel disappear, but both don’t have the time! They have something more important, maybe later!!
Asshole بخش الطيز ass•hole [as-hohl]a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
Example: Me, knowing all that, and I still have hope to find someone wise enough to tell his leader to fuck off!!
a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual fact: a paranoid delusion.
Example: Michel Aoun. Thinks all Christians are with him and more than half the Lebanese. Moammar Qaddafi anyone?
Hypocrite منافق hyp•o•crite [hip-uh-krit]a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one whose private life, opinions, or statements contradict his or her public statements.
Example: Nabih Berri. He disapproves of Moammar Qaddafi and calls for the transfer of power, yet has been Head of Amal party for 32 consecutive years and Speaker of the Parliament for 20 consecutive years and more to come.
Enemy عدو en•e•my [en-uh-mee]enemies, persons, nations, etc., that are hostile to one another: Let's make up and stop being enemies.
Example: Israel confiscated 25% of Lebanon for 22 years, stole Lebanon’s water, killed Lebanese citizens, kidnapped Lebanese citizens but released all now.
Friend صديق fr•ie•nd [frend]a person who is on good terms with another; a person who is not hostile: Who goes there? Friend or foe?
Example: Syria, confiscated 50% of Lebanon for 30 years, killed Lebanese citizens, stole from Lebanon billions of USD, kidnapped Lebanese most of whom are still in Syrian jails.
Double standards معايير مزدوجة –nounany code or set of principles containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, especially an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women. Compare single standard
Example: Israel’s the enemy and you’re a traitor if you say the opposite which makes sense, while Syria is our ally and you can’t say the opposite otherwise you are a traitor.
Patriot وطني pa•tri•ot [pey-tree-uh t, -ot or, especially Brit., pa-tree-uh t] –nouna person who loves, supports, and defends his or her country and its interests with devotion.
Example: No Body
Principle مبدأ [prin-suh-puh l]guiding sense of the requirements and obligations of right conduct: a person of principle.
Example: Samir Geagea was against Syrians and had to go to jail because of his principles. He came out and still is against Syrians. Whereas Walid Jumblat’s principles resemble a Ferris Wheel & Michel Aoun’s depend on who could make him president.
Liar كاذب li•ar [lahy-er]a person who tells lies.
Example: Walid Jumblat
Kharouf خروف kha•rou•f [ka-r-uf]a meek, unimaginative, or easily led person.
Example: Lebanese people
Resistance مقاومة re•sist•ance [ri-zis-tuh ns]an underground organization composed of groups of private individuals from the same nationality with different religions working as an opposition force in a conquered country to overthrow the occupying power, usually by acts of sabotage, guerrilla warfare, etc.
The resistance shall not stop its exercise until all the territories are free, at that exact moment it stops to exist otherwise it becomes against order militia (Traitors). At any given time the resistance stops action it is considered dead, or an ally to the conqueror.
Example: Hizbullah, (Al-Mukawama Al-Islamiah Al-tabi3a li Iran) four years no action and Lebanon is still under occupation (Mazeri3 Shib3a). NO COMMENT!!
Traitorخائن trai•tor [trey-ter]a person who betrays another, a cause, or any trust.
Example: Hassan Nasrallah is capable of reaching Al-Jalil and kick Israel’s ass, Ahmadi Nejad can make Israel disappear, but both don’t have the time! They have something more important, maybe later!!
Asshole بخش الطيز ass•hole [as-hohl]a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
Example: Me, knowing all that, and I still have hope to find someone wise enough to tell his leader to fuck off!!
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