BROWN, THE NEW AOUNI COLOR

Two ladies, 1 from Ashrafieh, and 1 from Mazraa were having their morning coffee. The first one is with “AOUN”, and the second one is with “FUTURE”.The "Aoun" lady told her friend: "My son, now, hates everything related to the blue color. He refuses to wear his blue t-shirts, his blue swimming suit, and also he refuses to go to the sea because it’s blue or even look to the sky".
So the "Future" lady asked her: "Does he like the brown color?” She answered: "Yes" Then the "Future" lady replied: "Eh khali, yekol khara”!!!!

AOUNI ASS-HOLES

Two Aouni businessmen in Kiserwen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot Kuwatjy is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling. No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Kuwatjy walked to the window, had a peek, and asked 'What you sell?'One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes'. Without skipping a beat, the Kuwatjy said, 'You are doing very well, only two left!'

Soi Belle et Tais Toi!

THE MAJORITY IS OURS, WilBEHM AZRA2!

BEFORE YOU VOTE, REMEMBER!

8 OF MARCH NEW GOVERNMENT!

A FINE LINE STANDS BETWEEN THE PROBLEM & THE SOLUTION!

ثبُت سياسيًّا أنّ الكلسون أبو خيط هو أفضل شعار للديمقراطية لأنه

يفرّق اليمين عن اليسار- يُبرز الكُتلتَيْن- يهتمّ بالوسط- يوحّد أنظار الشعب

ALLAH LA Y2ADDIR!

THE FATAL LEBANESE!

Even Oranges hate themselves now!