Lebanese President

When Sheikh Amine Jemayel was elected president we discovered that Lebanon could be ruled by anyone. When he left it for General Michel Aoun we discovered that Lebanon could be ruled by anyone, even a mentally retarded. When (ra7amaho Allah) Mr. Elias Heraweh was announced we knew that Lebanon could be ruled by anyone mentally or physically retarded. Finally we became 100% sure after 9 years of Lahoud’s posing as president, that Lebanon doesn’t need a president at all.

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BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES

Last month, National University of London, England scientists released the results of a recent study that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough bee!!!urn into women.
To test this theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects?
1) Argued over nothing
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
3) Gained weight
4) Talked excessively without making sense
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn’t drive
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating
No further testing was considered necessary!!!.