AND WE THOUGHT LAHOUD WAS STUPID

AOUN & TECHNOLOGY

THE ORANGE DISEASE

SAMIRA'S BROTHER

A car accident occurs in Hamra Street; each driver goes down and starts shouting and they start beating each others. Suddenly, one of the drivers stops and looks at the other and says: lahza, ana wein sheyfak??? enta ... enta mesh khayya la Samira el sharmouta??? So, the supposedly brother of Samira starts beating the other once again... They take him to the Hbeish... there the officer asks him what happened… While he was telling the story, the officer asks him: lahza, ana wein sheyfak??? enta ... enta mesh khayya la Samirael sharmouta??? So, the supposedly brother of Samira starts beating the officer. They take him to the Ministery of Justice; there, the Minister asks him what happened... while telling the story, Minister Looks at him and says: lahza, ana wein sheyfak??? enta ... enta mesh khayya la Samira el sharmouta??? So, the supposedly brother of Samira starts beating the Minister...
They take him to the Palace... There, he meets Lahhoud; while telling his story, Lahhoud interrupts him and says: lahza, ana wein sheyfak??? enta ... enta mesh khayya la Samirael sharmouta??? So, the supposedly brother of Samira starts beating the President... They take him to Syria... last chance for him There, Bashar meets him: "they told me you completely lost your mind and dared beating the Lebanese President..." The man starts again telling his story when Bashar looks at him and says: Lahza, ana sheyfak... enta ... enta... enta kent bil mouzahara maa 14 azar.... bel down town... enta men tayyar Lmostakbal?
The man answers: la sidna, la.... ana khayya la Samira el sharmouta......