LEBANON INVOICE

EL TALEM IL A3WAG MIN EL TAWR LIKBEER

Baby Condom

A Doctor's Phone Rang at home at Three o'clock in the morning, Sleepily he answered "Hello?" A very frantic woman said, "Doctor, our baby just swallowed a condom." The Doctor said, "I am coming and will see what I can do." He started putting on his clothes and was just getting ready to walk out the door, when the phone rang again. He answered "Hello?" A very calm voice on the other end of the line said, "That's alright Doctor, we found another one, never mind."

YOU'RE ALL THE SAME

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here." The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."