Thursday, May 11, 2006

LUCKY BEGGAR

A husband comes back home to find a beggar in his bed screwing his wife. The man asks his wife what the hell is happening, the wife answers “the poor man came asking if there is something you are not using I can give him”.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

THE AOUN FAMILY ISSUES

Both Micheal & Cris thinks that they:

- Have 90% of the audience, but they are nominees.
- Are the best, but want to be on top by force.
- Are smart enough to do things and think that no body noticed.
- Are so innocent, yet every body is jealous and hates them.